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  1. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
  2. What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
  3. What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
  4. What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
  5. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
  6. What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
  7. What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
  8. What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
  9. What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
10. What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
11. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
12. What do you call..
13. What do you call...
14. What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
15. What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
16. What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
17. What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
18. What do you do if your bank account stops working?
19. What do you do in case of fallout?
20. What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
21. What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
22. What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
23. What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
24. What do you do with a dog with no legs?
25. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
26. What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
27. What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
28. What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
29. What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
30. What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
31. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
32. What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
33. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
34. What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
35. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
36. What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
37. What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
38. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
39. What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...
40. What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
41. What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
42. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
43. What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
44. What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
45. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
46. What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
47. What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
48. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
49. What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
50. What Do You Get When...