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  1. A definition of God
  2. A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
  3. A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
  4. Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
  5. BMW thinks of everything
  6. David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
  7. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
  8. Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
  9. Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
10. Do the math
11. Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
12. Good news and bad news
13. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
14. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
15. Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
16. Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
17. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
18. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
19. I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
20. I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
21. If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
22. IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
23. Iraqi TV Guide
24. Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
25. Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
26. Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
27. Michael Jackson and the doctor...
28. Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
29. Movie Ratings Explained
30. Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
31. Sinatra's Obituary
32. Solve the riddle
33. Stick your tongue out...
34. Three wishes
35. Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...
36. What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
37. What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
38. What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
39. What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
40. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
41. What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
42. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
43. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
44. What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
45. What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
46. What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
47. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
48. What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
49. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
50. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?