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Legal Jokes

  1. 45 or 82?
  2. A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
  3. A guy in a bar
  4. A guy walks into a post office...
  5. A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
  6. A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
  7. A lawyer named Strange died...
  8. A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
  9. A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
10. A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
11. A local United Way office realized that...
12. A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
13. A man walks into a friend and sees...
14. A precise location
15. A really cold morning
16. A tough case was being argued in court...
17. A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
18. An airliner was having engine trouble...
19. An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
20. An old man was critically ill...
21. An older woman was in the pastoral study...
22. At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
23. At night court, a man was brought in and set...
24. Being under oath
25. Best advice possible
26. Did you kill the victim?
27. Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
28. For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
29. Guilty
30. Guilty as sin
31. Honesty is the best policy
32. How are lawyers like sperm?
33. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
34. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
35. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
36. If two lawyers were drowning...
37. In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
38. Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
39. Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
40. On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
41. Question: What is 1 + 2?
42. That was an insult
43. The dog and the butcher
44. The first client
45. The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
46. The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
47. The way he died
48. Too good to be true
49. Trial Of The Century
50. Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...