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  1. A big bird
  2. A caring son
  3. A dentis appointment
  4. A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
  5. A game of golf
  6. A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
  7. A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
  8. A man walks into a pub...
  9. A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
10. A really bad, terrible mistake
11. A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
12. A young girl sees her father in the shower...
13. A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
14. Ashamed
15. Changed my mind!
16. Condom Modelling Rejection
17. Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
18. Good fortune
19. How did Captain Hook die?
20. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
21. I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
22. It finally dawned
23. Little Mermaid
24. Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
25. Mirror, mirror
26. Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
27. OUCH!
28. Paying bills
29. St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
30. The blind date had not been all that great and...
31. The definition of a phallic symbol
32. The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
33. The third wish
34. Think quality
35. This guy walks in to a bathroom...
36. What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
37. What's pink and slowly turns red?
38. What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?