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  1. What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
  2. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
  3. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
  4. What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
  5. What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
  6. What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
  7. What has four asses?
  8. What has four legs and smells like fish?
  9. What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?
10. What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
11. What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
12. What will communism be like when perfected?
13. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
14. Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
15. When that fool Reagan said...
16. When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
17. Who will you choose?
18. Why are politicians like diapers?
19. Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
20. Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
21. Why did the chicken cross the road?
22. Why did the chicken cross the road? -- Sign of our times
23. Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
24. Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
25. Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"
26. Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
27. Why is the government like a prostitute?
28. Working With The FBI