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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight.
He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem.
"Listen to the sound of my voice..."
, he kept repeating, "the soundof my voice...
every word is a command...
the sound of my voice..."
Prettysoon, he had every single student in the audience completely mesmerized, eachone hanging on his every word.Needing to take a quick piss, he announced "I will have to leave the stagefor a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone" And thenhe repeated the words "the sound of my voice...
every word is a command."
Ashe turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his butt,and yelled "SHIT!"

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