A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."
Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."
Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too.
Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand.
There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white.
So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball.
I called out to the chick and said, 'Lady, does this look like yours?' And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!"
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