A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for thesame price." The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"
