A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.
He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly.The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is."
Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal andput a gun to my head"."
Jesus Christ!
What happened?"
"He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!"
"Yeah, then what?"
"Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"
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