A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.
Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor."
What the hell happened?"
asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event."
I'm not really sure."
the man replied, rubbing his red cheek.
"When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."
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