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A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a bear.
thepastor stumbled, backwards, slipped off the trail, and begantumbling down the mountain, the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally thepastor crashed into a bolder, breaking both his legs and sendinghis rifle flying through the air, just out of his reach.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out "Lord, I'm sorry forwhat I have done.
Please forgive me and save me!
- Lord pleasemake this bear a Christian".
Suddenly the bear skipped to a halt at the pastor's feet, fellto it's knees, clasped it's paws together, began to weep andsaid "God bless this food which I am about to receive!"

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