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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."
"Well, could you get any higher than that?"
asks the Rabbi."
I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I mightbe made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously."
Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"
"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal""Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?"
probed the Rabbi.Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could beelected Pope, but..."
So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?,is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"
"What!!!
I should be the Messiah himself!?!"
The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of our boys made it."

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