A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."
In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud.
The boy nervously eyed his classmates -- many of themalready laughing at him -- then replied, "Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."
|
