Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.
Patient: Oh no!
What good news can you possibly tell me now?Doctor: Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here?
I'm taking her out to dinner tonight, and who knows where the night will end! |
