Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?"
the waitress replies.
"Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu."
She walks away.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
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