Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.
I'm really sick.
I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:"You know Bob, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better, and I can go to work.
You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great!
I'll be at work soon.
By the way, you got nice house."
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