A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty.
Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No.
You had your chance.
Lights out."
[Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!
If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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