Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary.
One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head covering.
The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it.
A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied toher head.
The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you toenter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs."
Yes, I see.
And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter *this* church!"
he insists. |
