Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse.
They find a genie bottle.
They decide to rub it.A genie pops out.
He says, "I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch.
Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that."
The first guy says, "I want a million dollars."
The genie says, "Are you sure?"
He says yes.
*poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.The second guy says "I want a new car."
The genie says, "A lawyer is getting two new cars then."
The guy says, "Oh well.
I want my car."
*poof* He has a new porche.The third guy says, "I want to be beaten half to death."
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