A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.
He asks for a pint.
The bartender gives him one.
Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?"
The bartender replies.
"15 people playing darts."
The man says, "Get them a pint too."
Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?"
The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco."
The man says, "Get them a drink too."
The bartender says, "That will be $328 please."
The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me."
The bartender says, "If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck."
The man says, "I've all ready been there."
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