Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when... |
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his forehead, then his =stomach, then each shoulder.
As Father Flannery reaches the Rabbi, he =kneels and makes the sign of the cross himself."
Rabbi, I notice that you crossed yourself after getting up from the =accident.
It's a miracle, must be!
Have you seen the light?
Do you =believe, man?"
"Aw, heck no!"
replied Rabbi Stern, "I was just checking."
"Checking?
Checking for what?"
Rabbi Stern begins the ritual again, and follows each movement with: ="Spectacles...
Testicles...
Wallet...
Watch!"
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