Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right.
Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge.
Mother Nature appeared and said, "Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die."
Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face.
Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face.
Charlie says, "That's not a good thing!
Why are you smiling?"
Ralph replies, "I almost hit the pussy willows."
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