Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"
The President replied "These are not pigs.
They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"
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