Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Modular Sofas.
Only $299.
For rest or fore play.
Wanted: Hair-cutter.
Excellent growth potential.
Wanted.
Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.
Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child.
Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Our bikinis are exciting.
They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service.
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Holcross pullets.
Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
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