These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE + DONUTS FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD.
UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHARD.
85 lbs.
NEUTERED.
SPEAKS GERMAN.
FREE.
CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER FREE: FARM KITTENS.
READY TO EAT.
KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME. |
