What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck!What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate barSanta drives a rusty carPress the starterPress the chokeOff he goes in a cloud of smoke !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause ! |
