Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14.
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
13.
"Whew!
Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 12.
"I wasn't sleeping!
I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11.
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10.
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" 9.
"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
7.
"Darn!
Why did you interrupt me?
I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
6.
"The coffee machine is broken...."
5.
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4.
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3.
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2.
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: "Amen" |
