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Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9.
It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.8.
Perfect for wearing in the basement.
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Well, well, well...
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I really don't deserve this.
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Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
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I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
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If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
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Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
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To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. |
