TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.
IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9.
YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8.
YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE 7.
WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED 6.
IF YOU STRIKE OUT ONCE, YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES TO GET A HIT 5.
UP TO 4 PEOPLE CAN SCORE AT ONCE 4.
POP UPS ARE FREQUENT 3.
30,000 PEOPLE CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE 2.
AFTER 7 INNINGS, YOU GET TO STRETCH 1.
YOU CAN GET A HOMERUN WITHOUT ANY FOREPLAY |
