TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.
BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9.
PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8.
PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE7.
SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6.
PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5.
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER 4.
IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3.
YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2.
LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES1.
YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER |
